A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself.....

Welcome to the year 3000. Its been a while since humans evoluted and we definitely have plenty of astro-numerical sites dug up. Strange happenings in the last century forced us to take help from the Reviewtionalist, who is going to join this journey with us by reviewing incidents which were forgotten, yet are extremely important for the coming millenium. 

 P.S. If you find any traces of water, kindly report at the main station as we have to import water  from Neptune, which is extremely expensive.